“Guide this one to where the traveler never tires, the lover never leaves, and the hungry never starve.”


Home Theme [insert witty title here]

hoopdogz:

love when pets walk by like they have somewhere to be

(via boyenthusiast69)

just-shower-thoughts:

There’s an unwritten rule that when you pick up tongs you must clap them together at least three times

buckydameron:

Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes.

(via izraiel)

burnonyou:

Andy Samberg and Seth Meyers doing John Mulaney impressions

im-not-a-crack-pot:

rhaella:

rhaella:

zelys:

scofflawsins:

rhaella:

why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made

because barbie movies slap next question

are u implying barbie rapunzel isnt also the only good rapunzel adaptation that has ever been made

tangled is just a rip-off of barbie rapunzel and that’s just the tea ☕️☕️

image

anyway here’s a definitive ranking of every barbie movie I’ve ever even vaguely heard of

Hey fucker you dare diss Barbie and The Princess School I’ll fight you at 3:36 am in a Denny’s

@nanpoleon

(via queen-yoru)

worldsworstfather:

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

image

(Source: hexglyphs)

ThemesLtd.com has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player, Twitter Headers and Tumblr Follower Counter