“Guide this one to where the traveler never tires, the lover never leaves, and the hungry never starve.”
There’s an unwritten rule that when you pick up tongs you must clap them together at least three times
why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made
because barbie movies slap next question
are u implying barbie rapunzel isnt also the only good rapunzel adaptation that has ever been made
tangled is just a rip-off of barbie rapunzel and that’s just the tea ☕️☕️
anyway here’s a definitive ranking of every barbie movie I’ve ever even vaguely heard of
Hey fucker you dare diss Barbie and The Princess School I’ll fight you at 3:36 am in a Denny’s
(via queen-yoru)
adult person: life gets faster as you get older!
me aged 10: sounds fake but ok
me now:
(Source: hexglyphs)